The life of a porn addicted housewife.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Soccer Babies And More
Yesterday I was on my way to the post office when I passed a soccer school that boasts "Classes For 18 Months Through 6 Years old."
18 MONTHS???
What kind of a fruit loop sends their 18 month old to soccer classes?
I had my own 18 month old and spent a lot of time with two others, and trust me, they are NOT ready for sports at that age.
This has to be the most ridiculous thing I have EVER heard of!
This whole "Soccer Mom Nation" has finally lost it's frikkin mind.
On a happier note; tomorrow starts the annual library warehouse sale. I will be there when the doors open ready to elbow the bitches out of the way!
On another happy note; the painting is coming along nicely. The dining room is finished except for touch-ups, the livingroom needs one more light coat, and the entrance room needs a light coat in the main part of the room (haven't braved the stairway yet.)
It's a good thing we decided to leave the carpet down until after the painting was completed because last night I dumped a small tray of marigold paint right in the middle of the livingroom floor. You would be amazed at how far a small bit of paint can go when it falls off of a ladder!
Ap0k said it looked like "an unfortunate cheeze-whiz accident."
I should be down there today, but I decided I really should clean THIS house up a bit first. Of course it would be nice if I actually started cleaning instead of just sitting here writing this..........
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18 MONTHS???
What kind of a fruit loop sends their 18 month old to soccer classes?
I had my own 18 month old and spent a lot of time with two others, and trust me, they are NOT ready for sports at that age.
This has to be the most ridiculous thing I have EVER heard of!
This whole "Soccer Mom Nation" has finally lost it's frikkin mind.
On a happier note; tomorrow starts the annual library warehouse sale. I will be there when the doors open ready to elbow the bitches out of the way!
On another happy note; the painting is coming along nicely. The dining room is finished except for touch-ups, the livingroom needs one more light coat, and the entrance room needs a light coat in the main part of the room (haven't braved the stairway yet.)
It's a good thing we decided to leave the carpet down until after the painting was completed because last night I dumped a small tray of marigold paint right in the middle of the livingroom floor. You would be amazed at how far a small bit of paint can go when it falls off of a ladder!
Ap0k said it looked like "an unfortunate cheeze-whiz accident."
I should be down there today, but I decided I really should clean THIS house up a bit first. Of course it would be nice if I actually started cleaning instead of just sitting here writing this..........
