The life of a porn addicted housewife.
Monday, July 31, 2006
The Jolly Green Giant Used to Live In My House!
The house I am living in now was built some time in the 1960’s. At some point the Jolly Green Giant, or at least one of his siblings, must have lived here.
The shower head in the master bathroom is about 8 feet off the ground. No matter what setting I put it on, the water has spread so far out by the time it gets down to me that I have to run in circles to get wet. It has to be hysterical to watch me try to wash my hair because all I can get is the front part of the water cone. If I step back I am literally in the middle of the cone and I get no water on my head at all.
My dad is 6’6” tall, he would love it.
Lazlo has a new shower head and I am jealous!!!!! It sounds like a dream come true.
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The shower head in the master bathroom is about 8 feet off the ground. No matter what setting I put it on, the water has spread so far out by the time it gets down to me that I have to run in circles to get wet. It has to be hysterical to watch me try to wash my hair because all I can get is the front part of the water cone. If I step back I am literally in the middle of the cone and I get no water on my head at all.
My dad is 6’6” tall, he would love it.
Lazlo has a new shower head and I am jealous!!!!! It sounds like a dream come true.
