The life of a porn addicted housewife.
Friday, April 28, 2006
Monday I went to WalMart and bought groceries, new undies, and a new bra.
Tuesday and Wednesday I pretty much did nothing besides the normal housework.
Thursday I mowed the lawn, whacked the weeds, edged, stuff like that. I did manage to upset the man across the street. He is completely anal about his yard being perfect. When he got home and saw how good my yard looked he literally freaked out and started mowing his yard like a mad man. He even made his wife get their spare mower to help him. I will admit that I laughed hysterically. My yard looks goooooooooood!
Today is Friday and it is 3:45am. I will go lay down for 2 hours and then get up, make breakfast, take Ap0k to work, and then go to the store to get meat for the weekend.
Sometimes the life of a housewife can be so overly exciting that it's really hard to manage it all.
Oh, I did teach myself to use two new DVD rippers.
I feel like I had to have done SOMETHING else, but for the life of me I can't think of anything.