The life of a porn addicted housewife.
Friday, September 30, 2005
In all honesty I have watched so much porn over the years that now I download it, scan through it, upload it, post it in the appropriate place and then delete it. If I come across (oh a pun!) something Ap0k would like I put it in his special folder then it gets deleted after he watches it. Once in awhile I find something that holds my interest. Usually that is a fetish based movie of some kind. I will admit to having a freaky side which tends to weird Ap0k out a bit. I have a strong fascination for one fetish in particular that he just does not understand. Because I respect him I never make him play any part in that aspect of my sexuality. Luckily my fetishes can be accomplished quite easily as a solo act.
One pornography movie producer that can actually get and hold my attention is Andrew Blake.
Andrew Blake is an artist when it comes to cinematography. He knows how to choose just the rights actors and actresses, his scenery is amazing, and his camera work is beyond compare.
Blake is involved in all aspects of his movies. He is director, cameraman, editor, and producer. Sometimes he is the art designer, production designer, and even writer.
I know very little about Andrew Blake.
He was born in 1947 as Paul Nevitt and was an art major in college. He has worked for both the CBS News and NBC as an art director and animator. As a hobby Blake photographed nudes and after getting bored with animation filmed a short erotic movie for Playboy as a test. It was very well received. He then began doing shoots for Playboy but got bored with that also as he did not have all of the creative control he wanted. He then went on to work for Penthouse where he was allowed to film erotic hardcore movies with more control. Finally he began his own production company called “Studio A.”
With his new company Blake has released quite a few movies that are far superior to any other porn out there.
Most of Blake’s movies are girl-on-girl or female solo, though there are a few guys thrown in here and there for good measure. His actresses are some of the most beautiful women in the industry. They include Dahlia Grey (who Blake admits to being obsessed with), Aria Giovanni, Paola Rey, Kelly Havel, Kyla Cole, Justine, and Adrianna among others.
Andrew Blake seems to have a fascination for soft-core bondage. Never has anyone filmed a fetish scene with more class.
If you are looking for raw hard-core entertainment, then Andrew Blake’s movies will not suit you. But if you are looking for unimaginably beautiful women involved in highly erotic scenes then I highly recommend you try some of these movies out.
My favorites are:
Justine, Girlfriends, Wet, and Decandence.
I have taken some screenshots from various movies that Andrew Blake has produced. This should give you a general feel of the movies.
Click on the pictures for larger views….
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
These are just a few of the mash-ups I have picked up here and there over time.
When known the mixer is listed.
I take no credit for these mixes, I am just passing them along to you.
(Download available at the bottom of this post)
Aggro1 - Chemical Brothers vs Seals and Croft
(Never heard Summerbreeze like this before I bet!. A little rough in spots, but a great job nonetheless)
bangers&mash - Snoopin is taboo
(Snoop and Sade, who would have thought they would fit together so well?)
MissFrenchie - Yazoo Kiss
(Kiss vs Yazoo - I was made for lovin you and Don't go - great mash!)
Aggro1 - Afrika Bambaata vs Rammstein
Aggro1 - Johnny Cash vs Ashanti
(This one is the intrumental version of Hurt put the lyrics of Rock Wit U. My husband refuses to listen to this song as he says it is sacrilege to mess with Cash's version of Hurt. Excellently done.)
Aggro1 - Kelly Clarkson vs The Eagles
(Not a fan of Kelly, but I have to say that this A+B mash sounds like an original song)
DJ John Mash-Up 0 Alan Parsons Project - Friends Medley
(A mash/mix of many different songs that comes together into something fantastic)
-=soundwasta=-Shaggy and The Beatles - Let It Be Me
(Sometimes you just sit back and say "Damn, I never thought that would work!")
10000 Spoons - Chariots Killed The Radio Star
(Classy mash, one of my favorites.)
Autopilot - Bootiful Prudence
(Xtina vs the Beatles. Unbelievably well done mash!)
c.h.a.o.s pruductions - My Other Car Is A Beatle
(OMG well done! One of the best ever. L'Trimm never sounded this good before.)
Cheeckyboy - NWA vs Nirvana
(Nirvana WISHES they had written a song this good!)
Cheekyboy - Smack My Bitch Up When Doves Cry
(This guy has talent! Anyone who can alter a Prince song and ends up with something I don't want to kill them for has my vote!)
djbs - money
(The O'Jays vs Wu Tang Clan. Fits perfectly together.)
PartyBen - Blvd Of Broken Songs
(Oasis and Green Day come together in a song that should have been written intentionally. I can't listen to either of the originals anymore because they both sound empty.)
PartyBen - GorillaCake - Never Feel Good
(Again we have a song that should have been intentional in the first place. PartyBen has a knack for this genre' without a doubt. Once you hear his mashes you can't listen to the originals anymore.)
PartyBen - Tipsy Butterfly
(And the hits just keep coming from PartyBen! Crazy Town, Steve Miller, and J'Kwon, who woulda thunk it?)
Sweet Home Country Grammer
(This worked GREAT! falls off a tad here and there, but well worth the listen.)
team9 - Eleanor's In My Head
(Team 9 brings The Beatles and QOTSA together to bring you the GREATEST mash-up of all time!)
Team9 - Greenday Massacre
(I swear, as much as I love Greenday, they really need to add more to their own songs, as this proves.)
team9 - Undone Soldier
(Duran Duran vs Destiny's Child. I wanted to hate this song, but damned if it is fantastic!)
TimG - Country Basket
(Greenday and Nelly.......I love it!!!! Simply FanFrigginTastic!)
(I have no idea who made this which is a shame because it is fabulous. Beautiful!)
You can download all of these in one rar file HERE
I can’t seem to work up the ambition to do anything.
Twice this week I haven’t gotten up to make Ap0k’s breakfast.
I am still staring at this unpainted wall.
I have a jillion movies that need uploaded and posted and I haven’t even sorted them out yet.
I have pictures to post on here, but haven’t gotten around to it yet.
I need to go to WalMart, but went to the gas station instead.
I have cooked dinner every night, and I have gotten all of the laundry done. That’s something I guess.
Bless Ap0k’s heart, he doesn’t even mind when I am having my “lazy week.”
Though he probably would rather I was lazy than bitchy this week. That’s been known to happen too, and trust me, it’s not a pretty site.
Monday, September 26, 2005
I am a huge fan of the cheese, meat, and cracker varieties. The pizza, hotdog, etc one are pretty gross though.
My favorite (the one I had today) is the Turkey and Ham with Swiss and Cheddar cheeses and Ritz regular and wheat crackers. The herb sauce goes immediately in the trash of course. Who wants to cover up the taste with a sauce that tastes like crap? I like that they add an Andes mint to the package. An Andes Mint finishes off any meal to perfection.
One thing I do wonder about Lunchables is; do they try to escape?
They must if you judge by the industrial strength glue they use to attach the top to the tray. It’s almost impossible to get the plastic off without slinging the crackers across the room.
I got said Lunchable at the gas station down the street. It’s a nice clean place so I don’t worry about buying food there. The cashier that works there during the day is an absolute hoot. She a lady a couple years older than me and she has the biggest boobs on the planet. If you just glance at her you assume she’s fat, but take a closer look and you’ll see that behind all the boobs she is really pretty slim. This woman can, and will, chat up a storm with anyone who comes in the store. Today I learned that she has quit smoking both cigarettes and pot. She has also quit drinking. She likes to go out and dance on the weekends, so now she only drinks water and lime. I was also told the story of how she injured at work this morning. She was checking in a vendor and reached for a stamp, when she picked it up (it only weighs about 6oz.) she somehow managed to sprain her wrist. She had to go to the emergency room and fill out accident reports which she said made her feel like an idiot. Well I can understand that!
This same lady is not opposed to telling customers off either. I was in the store one day and there was a pretty long line of people waiting. Of course she had to chat up each person so the line was moving pretty slow. This guy at the back of the line starts asking in a loud rude voice “Hey lady, what’s the hold up!?!” She looked daggers at him and told him “If you don’t like how fast I am then put your shit down and go somewhere else.” I thought the poor guy was going to die of embarrassment because we all turned around to look at him and started laughing our butts off.
You have to love people who speak their minds.
Rats, there goes the garbage men and I just realized we never took the trash to the road.
I should be painting the wall in the living room behind the TV right now. I keep staring at it, and it keeps glaring back at me. I just can’t seem to work up the “oomph” to do it though. This whole “will we or will we not move” thing has got me on edge. Part of me says to get off my butt and get the room done just in case. The other half says “why bother?” Even if we do move we won’t sell this house. We don’t owe enough on it to bother fussing with selling it. We will probably end up renting it to my little sister, that way we will know it is being taken care of and the cats can stay because she loves them. I would only take one cat with us and that would be Tippy since he is our “son.”
Keeping the house allows us a fallback if for some reason things did not work out in Ohio. We could also leave some stuff stored here for awhile until we find a house up there. The plan is, if we do go we will rent an apartment and take our time finding a house that suits us. It has to have a basement, a garage, and a large kitchen. That shouldn’t be too hard, but I want to make sure we get the right house in an area we fit into.
I was wondering not to long ago where all of our money goes. I think I figured some of it out…..
This is Ap0k’s girlfriend. All of his extra time and money go to her. Isn’t she a beauty!
And I’m not even jealous!!!
The wheels and tires were just put on over the weekend. I think they look fantastic.
I had to go to a birthday party yesterday for someone I really don’t even know. It was a surprise party for a guy Ap0k works with. I figured it would be awful, but in all honesty it turned out to be not too bad a time. Everyone was nice and talkative, the food was delicious and best of all, we only stayed for a couple of hours. All in all a pretty good time.
I am trying to upload pictures to blogger and it is giving me fits. It’s taking the pictures and not spitting out the html. Because Word spell check does not recognize “blogger” as a real word I was curious to see if Blogger’s spell check did. Nope! You would think they would add their own name to the list of real words.
Man, am I on a pointless ramble today or what????
*Edit* 2 hours later and I still can’t upload my pictures. I can’t even get the upload screen to load now.
*Edit* Another hour later and now none of Blogger will load.
*Edit* Someone seems to have woken the Blogger technicians up. Everything is working again. And because they made me wait so long, now I am going to make them show you another picture. Here is Tippy in his new favorite place……”Daddy’s Spot”….
Saturday, September 24, 2005
Still not sure about the move to Ohio. We have to wait for some guy to get back from Russia of all places before it can go any farther. At this point we have decided to go as long as the money is right.
Because I have nothing to say today, I figured I would show you some pictures of a girl who I consider to be one of, if not THE, the most beautiful women on the planet.
Veronika Zemanova is from Prague. She was born in 1975. Veronika began her career as a professional photographer but when all of her equipment was stolen she turned to modeling in order to pay her bills. Though she no longer shoots professionally as a career, photography is still one of her main hobbies.
Since beginning modeling, Veronika has become one of the most photographed women in the industry. She has done countless photoshoots, spreads, magazine covers, etc. She has appeared in 5 adult movies, though all of her work is either solo or VERY softcore with another female.
According to some sources, Veronika married “an unknown individual” and retired from modeling in 2004.
Veronika is 5’5” tall, and weighs 120 pounds. Her measurements are 38-22-36 and she wears a size 8 shoe (cool! I can steal her shoes!!)
Here are some samples of Veronika’s work. Click on the thumbs for larger views: