The life of a porn addicted housewife.
Friday, November 25, 2005
XXX Reviews For The Coach
Coach Leahy recently asked me for a post geared towards porn movie recommendations.
Well Coach, this post is for you!
*I am a huge fan of Janine Lindenmulder. For the majority of her career she has only performed with other females. Yes there were the tapes of her with Brett Michaels and Vince Neal running around, but those were not professional shoots. I will admit that Janine does frighten me, but in a good way. She is either a great actress or really really likes sex. Most of her scenes with other girls end up almost violent. She definitely puts the other girl in her place! After Janine divorced Jesse James she decided it was time to do movies with men. And boy oh boy did she ever pick two of the best!
In the movie ”Janine’s Been Blackmaled” Janine shares top billing with Sean Michaels and Mr. Marcus, two of the best looking actors in the business. Janine takes on both guys at once in some really hot scenes. If you are a fan of interracial movies, make sure to check this one out!
*”Zazel” cost over $200,000 to make, which in the porn industry is a fortune. Starring seven Penthouse Pets, the movie features lush settings and a very arty film style. Scenes include lesbian, solo, male/female, male/female/female/female, and anal. This one is definitely a keeper.
*Not too long ago I reviewed the movie ”Pirates!”. The movie is a wonderfully done spoof of “Pirates of the Caribbean.” When I saw that the movie starred Janine Lindenmulder, Tegan Presley, Devon, and Jenaveve Jolie, I knew that I HAD to have it. Great scenery and costuming, and a terrific cast. This movie is in my Top 10 without a doubt.
*Tegan Presley looks like Britney Spears before the whole Kevin Federline debacle. In ”Tegan All American Girl” showcases the actresses talents to perfection. Cute and perky, Tegan can brighten anyone’s day. I haven’t spoken to guy who isn’t a Tegan fan.
*Lanny Barbie was one of Ap0k’s favorite actresses until she made the stupid decision to get boob implants. Personally, implants or not, I still think the girl is hot as hell. I am a HUGE fan of any of her movies, so I just chose ”I Love Lanny” at random. Lanny Barbie is one of those girls who is really too pretty to be in porn. This is a Suze Randall video and we all now that stands for quality. Plenty of girl/girl and girl/guy action. One for any collection.
*In ”Gang Bang Girl 35” Ariana Jollee, Ashley Long, and Audrey Hollander take on 21 guys. One of my favorite of the Gang Bang Girl series. Arianna Jollee is amazing, but Audrey takes the cake. I am a real fan of gang bang movies. While it’s a nice fantasy, I would never attempt it. Too scary for me!
Choosing movies for other people to watch is actually pretty difficult. Every person has their own individual taste. What I like may not be what you like at all. I guess it would help if I knew what kind of movies people were actually looking for.
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Well Coach, this post is for you!
*I am a huge fan of Janine Lindenmulder. For the majority of her career she has only performed with other females. Yes there were the tapes of her with Brett Michaels and Vince Neal running around, but those were not professional shoots. I will admit that Janine does frighten me, but in a good way. She is either a great actress or really really likes sex. Most of her scenes with other girls end up almost violent. She definitely puts the other girl in her place! After Janine divorced Jesse James she decided it was time to do movies with men. And boy oh boy did she ever pick two of the best!
In the movie ”Janine’s Been Blackmaled” Janine shares top billing with Sean Michaels and Mr. Marcus, two of the best looking actors in the business. Janine takes on both guys at once in some really hot scenes. If you are a fan of interracial movies, make sure to check this one out!
*”Zazel” cost over $200,000 to make, which in the porn industry is a fortune. Starring seven Penthouse Pets, the movie features lush settings and a very arty film style. Scenes include lesbian, solo, male/female, male/female/female/female, and anal. This one is definitely a keeper.
*Not too long ago I reviewed the movie ”Pirates!”. The movie is a wonderfully done spoof of “Pirates of the Caribbean.” When I saw that the movie starred Janine Lindenmulder, Tegan Presley, Devon, and Jenaveve Jolie, I knew that I HAD to have it. Great scenery and costuming, and a terrific cast. This movie is in my Top 10 without a doubt.
*Tegan Presley looks like Britney Spears before the whole Kevin Federline debacle. In ”Tegan All American Girl” showcases the actresses talents to perfection. Cute and perky, Tegan can brighten anyone’s day. I haven’t spoken to guy who isn’t a Tegan fan.
*Lanny Barbie was one of Ap0k’s favorite actresses until she made the stupid decision to get boob implants. Personally, implants or not, I still think the girl is hot as hell. I am a HUGE fan of any of her movies, so I just chose ”I Love Lanny” at random. Lanny Barbie is one of those girls who is really too pretty to be in porn. This is a Suze Randall video and we all now that stands for quality. Plenty of girl/girl and girl/guy action. One for any collection.
*In ”Gang Bang Girl 35” Ariana Jollee, Ashley Long, and Audrey Hollander take on 21 guys. One of my favorite of the Gang Bang Girl series. Arianna Jollee is amazing, but Audrey takes the cake. I am a real fan of gang bang movies. While it’s a nice fantasy, I would never attempt it. Too scary for me!
Choosing movies for other people to watch is actually pretty difficult. Every person has their own individual taste. What I like may not be what you like at all. I guess it would help if I knew what kind of movies people were actually looking for.
