The life of a porn addicted housewife.
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
My Butt Hurts!
4 squashed coyotes
1 squished fox
8 million semi-trucks
915 miles
14 hours
And I am back in Tampa!
(And no I did not do the squashing or the squishing, they were like that when I went by.)
And most amazingly.....the cats did not destroy the house while I was gone!!! Either that or my little sister cleaned it up before I got here.
Tiggy was thrilled to see me, the babies all acted like idots running circles around me 90 miles an hour. Tippy on the other hand snubbed me for 30 minutes and then demanded I old him.
In two weeks I have driven 2000 miles, and in 5 days I have to drive 1000 more.
I thought I had a flat butt before.
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1 squished fox
8 million semi-trucks
915 miles
14 hours
And I am back in Tampa!
(And no I did not do the squashing or the squishing, they were like that when I went by.)
And most amazingly.....the cats did not destroy the house while I was gone!!! Either that or my little sister cleaned it up before I got here.
Tiggy was thrilled to see me, the babies all acted like idots running circles around me 90 miles an hour. Tippy on the other hand snubbed me for 30 minutes and then demanded I old him.
In two weeks I have driven 2000 miles, and in 5 days I have to drive 1000 more.
I thought I had a flat butt before.
