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The life of a porn addicted housewife.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

A Few Invention Requests 

With the mass influx of sugar-free products containing Splenda that are flooding the market I just have to ask, why haven’t they came out with sugar-free Pop-Tarts yet? I am a huge fan of Splenda. I can’t tell the difference between it and regular sugar myself. Of course it’s made from real sugar, which I do not understand at all. What did they take out of the sugar to make it ok for you? I thought the sweet part of sugar was the bad part? Just a few weeks ago I found sugar-free Oreo’s and since those are AP0k’s favorite cookies you can bet I snatched them up. I never buy real sugar anymore. We put Splenda in tea, on cereal, I even bake with it. I am still looking for Pop-Tarts made with it though. I would even be willing to pay a bit more for them. Oh well, in a few tears we will probably find out that Splenda will kill us.

I want someone to come out with a line of wireless appliances. Not rechargeable and not battery powered, but true wireless. I want to have a shelf full of base units in my kitchen. We could have wireless vacuum cleaners, blenders, mixers, etc. I am sick to death of cords running all over the place and battery powered and/or rechargeable appliances don’t last very long. How hard could it be to make a wireless vacuum? I know I would be first in line to buy one! Of course with no battery packs at all they would have to figure out how to shoot electricity through the air to each appliance. Hmmmm, this may be a bit more difficult that I first thought. Come on, there has to be a smart enough person out there somewhere. Someone bring me a wireless vacuum!

Everyone has there own personal space around them. Most people don’t like other people invading that space. Now, what I want someone to invent is a “personal space warmer/cooler.” Just think, it could be 10 degrees outside, but with your own personal space warmer you wouldn’t need a jacket. Is it 105 degrees outside but you wanted to wear your new sweater? With the personal space warmer/cool you can wear that sweater, no sweat. With adjustable temperature controls you could choose whatever clothes you want. Are you a hot house plant, but your spouse likes it cold? Just crank up the temperature on your personal space warmer/cooler and no more fights at the thermostat. Now I want this product to be small, no lugging a big unit around. And I would want it to warm/cool an area about 2 feet around me. That’s not asking too much is it?

So, who’s the smarty pants that’s going to bring my inventions to life?
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