The life of a porn addicted housewife.
Thursday, July 21, 2005
Crabby Rain and Supposedly Straight Guys
I was feeling pretty crappy this morning so when Ap0k got up for work I didn’t get up with him as usual. As a result he had no breakfast (even though there was cereal), he didn’t get his lunch made (though he did take some crackers and fruit), AND he forgot his phone again.
When I woke up later in the morning I felt much better. When I realized he had left his phone I emailed him and told him I would bring it over to him. Being the sweetheart that he is, he took me to The Rattlefish Grill for lunch. I had never been there before, but let me tell you, it was FANTASTIC! For an appetizer we had the shrimp margarita which is a salsa, shrimp, crab meat combo surrounded my multi-colored tortilla chips. For the main course he had the seafood gumbo and I had a giant mixed greens salad with strawberries, kiwis, pineapples, banana chips, roasted red and green peppers, grilled onions, and grilled shrimp, topped with a raspberry vinaigrette dressing that was to die for. Can you tell that I was pleased with my meal?
No matter how bad I feel Ap0k always knows just what to do to perk me up. It is so nice having someone who knows everything about me.
I was feeling crabby yesterday too. So much so that everyone was pissing me off, even people on my forums were irritating the hell out of me. It got so bad that I was so afraid I would say something horrible to make a bunch of people mad. Crabbiness and forums do NOT mix! I ended up going out to mow even though the feel-like temperature was 105F.
By the time I was done I had burned off (literally) all of my ill placed anger and I was in a much better mood. Sometimes the best thing for curing bad moods is some good hard work.
I have a question. What makes people feel the need to have multiple personalities on the internet? I guess I could understand why you would have one different than your “real life”, but some people seem to have several. How do you keep them straight? I know people that are male in real life, but on the internet are both male and female depending on where they are at. Now, from past experience I can understand what would make a girl want people to think she is a guy, because the minute you are labeled a girl guys come out of the woodwork acting like dogs. “Are you hot???” “Got any pictures????” Got any naked pictures you can post???” “Want to have a private chat???” Let me tell you, that gets old real quick! Do these guys treat girls in real life the same way? I hope not! What I don’t understand though are males who pretend to be females. OK, if you were gay I could see it, but the guys I am talking about are supposedly straight. I say supposedly because why would a straight guy want other guys talking to him like he were a girl? Makes no sense to me. I would say there are definitely some skeletons in those guys’ closets.
It is thundering and lightning all around me tonight, but so far we haven’t gotten a drop of rain. Well actually I started this paragraph before I started the previous one. Now that I finished it, it IS raining. It’s ok though, I have chocolate covered peanuts to keep me calm if the lightning gets too close.
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When I woke up later in the morning I felt much better. When I realized he had left his phone I emailed him and told him I would bring it over to him. Being the sweetheart that he is, he took me to The Rattlefish Grill for lunch. I had never been there before, but let me tell you, it was FANTASTIC! For an appetizer we had the shrimp margarita which is a salsa, shrimp, crab meat combo surrounded my multi-colored tortilla chips. For the main course he had the seafood gumbo and I had a giant mixed greens salad with strawberries, kiwis, pineapples, banana chips, roasted red and green peppers, grilled onions, and grilled shrimp, topped with a raspberry vinaigrette dressing that was to die for. Can you tell that I was pleased with my meal?
No matter how bad I feel Ap0k always knows just what to do to perk me up. It is so nice having someone who knows everything about me.
I was feeling crabby yesterday too. So much so that everyone was pissing me off, even people on my forums were irritating the hell out of me. It got so bad that I was so afraid I would say something horrible to make a bunch of people mad. Crabbiness and forums do NOT mix! I ended up going out to mow even though the feel-like temperature was 105F.
By the time I was done I had burned off (literally) all of my ill placed anger and I was in a much better mood. Sometimes the best thing for curing bad moods is some good hard work.
I have a question. What makes people feel the need to have multiple personalities on the internet? I guess I could understand why you would have one different than your “real life”, but some people seem to have several. How do you keep them straight? I know people that are male in real life, but on the internet are both male and female depending on where they are at. Now, from past experience I can understand what would make a girl want people to think she is a guy, because the minute you are labeled a girl guys come out of the woodwork acting like dogs. “Are you hot???” “Got any pictures????” Got any naked pictures you can post???” “Want to have a private chat???” Let me tell you, that gets old real quick! Do these guys treat girls in real life the same way? I hope not! What I don’t understand though are males who pretend to be females. OK, if you were gay I could see it, but the guys I am talking about are supposedly straight. I say supposedly because why would a straight guy want other guys talking to him like he were a girl? Makes no sense to me. I would say there are definitely some skeletons in those guys’ closets.
It is thundering and lightning all around me tonight, but so far we haven’t gotten a drop of rain. Well actually I started this paragraph before I started the previous one. Now that I finished it, it IS raining. It’s ok though, I have chocolate covered peanuts to keep me calm if the lightning gets too close.
