The life of a porn addicted housewife.
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
*Why can’t I get over my fear of lightning?
*Why can’t American Idol start a new season the minute the old one is up? OK, I know the answer to this one, but darn it, I had nothing to watch last night. I miss my Bo!
*Why do so many actresses think they have to be bone thin to the point of anorexia? In “real life” men seem to like women who actually look like they eat once in awhile.
*I found out today that Benjamin Moore has 260 paint colors available in 2oz. jars. Each jar covers a 2’x2’ square area. That is going to help me A LOT in picking my wall colors!
*I repeat, why can’t I get over my fear of lightning? I really wish it would stop!
*Ap0k has to be at work at 4am. With the way it’s raining I think he may have to take my truck just to get out of the neighborhood. Camaros and floods do not a pretty pair make. Plus the fact that my tires are much better than his. He keeps putting off buying new ones until he decided on which new wheels he wants. If he doesn’t make a choice soon I may have to make it for him or he will be driving on bare wheels.
*May went out with a roar and June followed right behind. It poured buckets Monday into Tuesday, and then rained off and on all day Tuesday, sometimes HARD. Here it is Tuesday into Wednesday and it’s doing it all over again. Tuesday morning was so bad that part of the interstate was shut down due to flooding. It’s not really even the rainy season yet.
*What would you do if you saw your neighbors having sex in their front yard? Would you watch? Would you run and hide? Would you yell at them? Would you call the police? I asked Ap0k this question yesterday. Personally I think I would watch (depending on which neighbors it was!), but Ap0k says there are too many kids around here so he would call the police.
*If you knew a close friend or family member had committed a crime would you turn them over to the police? What if it were a minor crime such as shoplifting. How about something like arson? Maybe a white collar crime like embezzlement? Would you turn them over if they stole a car? What if they had killed someone in a hit and run? What if you found out they had intentionally murdered someone? I think these are probably easy choices to make until you are actually faced with them for real.
*If you went to get $20 out of the ATM and it spit out $2,000; would you keep the money or would you take it to the bank and return it? I have had it give me a $50 instead of a $20 before and I kept that, but I think if it gave me too much extra I would probably return it. I am too much of a chicken to keep it. I just know that somehow the ATM would tell them it was ME that got the money. Though if my receipt said $20, how could they prove I got the money?
*As you can see, I wasn’t able to keep a solid thought going while I was writing this. Damn this lightning!