The life of a porn addicted housewife.
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
The "Odd Wife" Poll
I stole this poll from Beyond You & Me. W.S.Cross stole the poll from The Odd Wife, who can’t remember who she stole it from. So to whoever originally wrote this poll, thanks, it was fun. Feel free to take the poll and alter it with your answers on your site.
X = have done (My remarks are in brackets in purple)
(x) snuck out of the house [Countless times when I was a teenager.]
( ) gotten lost in your city
(x) seen a shooting star [I think more people have than we realize probably]
( ) been to any other countries besides Canada
( ) had a serious surgery
(/) gone out in public naked [I gave this a half of an X because I have been in public topless]
( ) kissed a stranger
(x) hugged a stranger [Once while going to my parents house we saw a pickup truck roll over. The car behind him was driven by his girlfriend. I hugged her because she was so scared. The pickup truck driver was ok, but badly shaken.]
(x) been in a fist fight [Several times in the past. One even led to me getting stitches.]
(x ) been arrested [Once, but that was another lifetime ago.]
( ) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator [Hasn’t everyone?]
(x) swore at your parents [I swore at my mother ONCE. I was about 12 and I called her a bitch. She smacked me upside the head so hard that I bounced off the refridgerator and ended up with two black eyes. Go Mom!]
(xx) been in love [Only with my husband]
(x) been close to love [When I met my husband]
(x) been to a casino [I walked through the Seminole Casino here in town once.]
( ) been skydiving
(/) skinny dipped [Again I give this half an X because I have been to a topless beach.]
(x) skipped school [When I was in middle school several of us would skip. We would go to Dairy Queen and to the library. Oh what rebels we were!]
(x) seen a therapist [I saw a therapist for a short time after my uncle drowned. He was only 6 months older than me and was my best friend.]
(x) done the splits [I was a cheerleader in school. Ewwwwww!]
( ) played spin the bottle
(x) gotten stitches [Three times. Once by my eyebrow after I fell at hit my head on the corner of a table. Once after getting in a fight. Once after breaking a glass while washing dishes.]
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
(x) bitten someone [Only during sex.]
( ) been to Niagara Falls
(x) gotten the chicken pox [When I was little, and I thought I was going to die.]
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex [Of course.]
( ) crashed into a friend's car
( ) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a taxi [When I was little if the weather was bad my mom would load us in a taxi to go to the library. Since I have been in Florida I have ridden in a taxi only once. They are WAY too expensive.]
( ) been dumped
(x) shoplifted [Hey, I was young and we had no money!]
( ) been fired
(x) had a crush on someone of the same sex [My girlie crush is Rachael Ray, the girl on the Food Network.]
( ) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend [Sometimes lies are nicer than the truth.]
(x ) had a crush on a teacher [My 6th grade teacher and my 9th grade science teacher.]
( ) celebrated Mardi-Gras in new Orleans
( ) been to Europe
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) been married [Am married now. Have been for almost 20 years.]
( ) gotten divorced
(x) had children [Yes, and they keep coming back like boomerangs!]
( ) seen someone die
( ) had a close friend die
( ) been to Africa
(x) driven over 400 miles in one day [When I was doing floor flatness testing I had to drive to Jacksonville and back several times a week. Also had to drive to Miami and back in a driving rainstorm.]
( ) been to Mexico
( ) been to India
(x) been on a plane [Several times. I love to fly.]
(x) seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show [Have seen it in the theater with people all dressed up as the characters. They were squirting water and throwing toast. It was hysterical. I also have the DVD.]
( ) thrown up in a bar
( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) eaten sushi [We go out for sushi quite often. It’s a favorite of both of us.]
( ) been skiing/snowboarding
( ) met someone in person from the internet
( ) lost a child
( ) gone to college/university
( ) graduated college/university
(x) fired a gun [I lived in the middle of the woods once. Having a rifle was a prerequisite.]
(x) purposely hurt yourself [Carved someones initial into my hand once. That hurt, and was stupid to boot!]
(x) taken painkillers [When I got concrete poisoning of all things.]
(x) been intimate with someone of the same gender [A long time ago, before I met my husband.]
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X = have done (My remarks are in brackets in purple)
(x) snuck out of the house [Countless times when I was a teenager.]
( ) gotten lost in your city
(x) seen a shooting star [I think more people have than we realize probably]
( ) been to any other countries besides Canada
( ) had a serious surgery
(/) gone out in public naked [I gave this a half of an X because I have been in public topless]
( ) kissed a stranger
(x) hugged a stranger [Once while going to my parents house we saw a pickup truck roll over. The car behind him was driven by his girlfriend. I hugged her because she was so scared. The pickup truck driver was ok, but badly shaken.]
(x) been in a fist fight [Several times in the past. One even led to me getting stitches.]
(x ) been arrested [Once, but that was another lifetime ago.]
( ) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator [Hasn’t everyone?]
(x) swore at your parents [I swore at my mother ONCE. I was about 12 and I called her a bitch. She smacked me upside the head so hard that I bounced off the refridgerator and ended up with two black eyes. Go Mom!]
(xx) been in love [Only with my husband]
(x) been close to love [When I met my husband]
(x) been to a casino [I walked through the Seminole Casino here in town once.]
( ) been skydiving
(/) skinny dipped [Again I give this half an X because I have been to a topless beach.]
(x) skipped school [When I was in middle school several of us would skip. We would go to Dairy Queen and to the library. Oh what rebels we were!]
(x) seen a therapist [I saw a therapist for a short time after my uncle drowned. He was only 6 months older than me and was my best friend.]
(x) done the splits [I was a cheerleader in school. Ewwwwww!]
( ) played spin the bottle
(x) gotten stitches [Three times. Once by my eyebrow after I fell at hit my head on the corner of a table. Once after getting in a fight. Once after breaking a glass while washing dishes.]
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
(x) bitten someone [Only during sex.]
( ) been to Niagara Falls
(x) gotten the chicken pox [When I was little, and I thought I was going to die.]
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex [Of course.]
( ) crashed into a friend's car
( ) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a taxi [When I was little if the weather was bad my mom would load us in a taxi to go to the library. Since I have been in Florida I have ridden in a taxi only once. They are WAY too expensive.]
( ) been dumped
(x) shoplifted [Hey, I was young and we had no money!]
( ) been fired
(x) had a crush on someone of the same sex [My girlie crush is Rachael Ray, the girl on the Food Network.]
( ) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend [Sometimes lies are nicer than the truth.]
(x ) had a crush on a teacher [My 6th grade teacher and my 9th grade science teacher.]
( ) celebrated Mardi-Gras in new Orleans
( ) been to Europe
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) been married [Am married now. Have been for almost 20 years.]
( ) gotten divorced
(x) had children [Yes, and they keep coming back like boomerangs!]
( ) seen someone die
( ) had a close friend die
( ) been to Africa
(x) driven over 400 miles in one day [When I was doing floor flatness testing I had to drive to Jacksonville and back several times a week. Also had to drive to Miami and back in a driving rainstorm.]
( ) been to Mexico
( ) been to India
(x) been on a plane [Several times. I love to fly.]
(x) seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show [Have seen it in the theater with people all dressed up as the characters. They were squirting water and throwing toast. It was hysterical. I also have the DVD.]
( ) thrown up in a bar
( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) eaten sushi [We go out for sushi quite often. It’s a favorite of both of us.]
( ) been skiing/snowboarding
( ) met someone in person from the internet
( ) lost a child
( ) gone to college/university
( ) graduated college/university
(x) fired a gun [I lived in the middle of the woods once. Having a rifle was a prerequisite.]
(x) purposely hurt yourself [Carved someones initial into my hand once. That hurt, and was stupid to boot!]
(x) taken painkillers [When I got concrete poisoning of all things.]
(x) been intimate with someone of the same gender [A long time ago, before I met my husband.]
