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The life of a porn addicted housewife.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Am I On Mother Nature's Shit List??? 

Evidently Mother Nature did not take kindly to the letter I wrote her the other day.
I have been trying to mow my lawn for the past 2 hours.
Initially it was bright and sunny, almost too hot to mow actually. I got dressed in my yard clothes and wouldn’t you know it, WHOOSH, it started to pour. I changed back into my house clothes and the rain stopped. That went on for over an hour.
Finally I got my clothes on, ran outside and BANG, thunder and lightning in what seemed to be my front yard.
Standing on the carport I can see rain all around me, but no rain in my yard. If I try to leave the carport there comes the lightning.

As the classic Chiffon commercial says, ”It’s Not Nice To Fool Mother Nature!”.

I want to make a public apology to you Mother Nature. I did not mean to offend you in any way!
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