The life of a porn addicted housewife.
Sunday, May 29, 2005
My Kingdom For A Schedule!
Ap0k got to take his first shower since his surgery today.
Well actually I had to give him a shower. It’s pretty hard to do it yourself when you can’t move one of your arms and you can’t get your bandages wet.
For the last 2 days I’ve been washing him with baby butt wipes.
Giving him a shower is not the easiest thing in the world to do by any means. He is so much bigger than I am! I will say that there are some parts of him that I totally love washing (blush.)
I’ve been trying to understand how he feels right now, but I guess if you’ve never had your bones cut off and ground down then you will never know the real pain. He’s already stopped taking the Vicodin. With both this surgery and the last one in January he only took the pain pills for 2 days then refused to take any more. You have to understand though that this is the man who even refuses to take aspirin even when he has a massive headache. He doesn’t drink, he has never smoked, and he has never taken drugs of any kind. Pain killers to him are evil incarnate.
He’s getting better at getting himself dressed. He’s wearing shorts this time because it’s warm. The last time it was cold and getting him into jeans is not the simplest of things. He can get loose t-shirts on, but that’s about it. Heck, he can’t even get his underwear on himself. Needless to say I have to put on his shoes and socks too. I don’t know why he can’t tie his shoes with only one hand. LOL!
I know he is getting bored though because he jumped at the chance to go to Sam’s Club with me this afternoon. I hate going there! I love the stuff, but I hate the mass of people that are always there. How come people seem to loose there minds in warehouse stores? There’s no need to push and shove, the store has plenty of crap for everyone!
I have to keep an eye on Ap0k right now. The more bored he gets, the more money he wants to spend. I am in fear of eBay at the moment!
Our daughter and her boyfriend came over again today. They have no money so they look to us for entertainment. The funny thing is they seem perfectly happy to just sit here with us watching garbage on TV. That can’t be fun for people their age! We ended up giving them some money and sending them up to Ybor City. Everyone needs some fun now and then.
Today is Sunday at last. I had four Saturdays in a row this week.
Normally, during the week, the lady across the street and I are the only ones on our street that are home during the day. Of course Ap0k was home Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but for some reason half the street was home too. I am so out of sync with time. To make matters worse, there has also been no discernable “sleep times” either. We have been sleeping on and off at odd hours for days. When Ap0k goes back to work on Tuesday I will be at a total loss schedule-wise, and you know I am a stickler for a schedule.
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Well actually I had to give him a shower. It’s pretty hard to do it yourself when you can’t move one of your arms and you can’t get your bandages wet.
For the last 2 days I’ve been washing him with baby butt wipes.
Giving him a shower is not the easiest thing in the world to do by any means. He is so much bigger than I am! I will say that there are some parts of him that I totally love washing (blush.)
I’ve been trying to understand how he feels right now, but I guess if you’ve never had your bones cut off and ground down then you will never know the real pain. He’s already stopped taking the Vicodin. With both this surgery and the last one in January he only took the pain pills for 2 days then refused to take any more. You have to understand though that this is the man who even refuses to take aspirin even when he has a massive headache. He doesn’t drink, he has never smoked, and he has never taken drugs of any kind. Pain killers to him are evil incarnate.
He’s getting better at getting himself dressed. He’s wearing shorts this time because it’s warm. The last time it was cold and getting him into jeans is not the simplest of things. He can get loose t-shirts on, but that’s about it. Heck, he can’t even get his underwear on himself. Needless to say I have to put on his shoes and socks too. I don’t know why he can’t tie his shoes with only one hand. LOL!
I know he is getting bored though because he jumped at the chance to go to Sam’s Club with me this afternoon. I hate going there! I love the stuff, but I hate the mass of people that are always there. How come people seem to loose there minds in warehouse stores? There’s no need to push and shove, the store has plenty of crap for everyone!
I have to keep an eye on Ap0k right now. The more bored he gets, the more money he wants to spend. I am in fear of eBay at the moment!
Our daughter and her boyfriend came over again today. They have no money so they look to us for entertainment. The funny thing is they seem perfectly happy to just sit here with us watching garbage on TV. That can’t be fun for people their age! We ended up giving them some money and sending them up to Ybor City. Everyone needs some fun now and then.
Today is Sunday at last. I had four Saturdays in a row this week.
Normally, during the week, the lady across the street and I are the only ones on our street that are home during the day. Of course Ap0k was home Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but for some reason half the street was home too. I am so out of sync with time. To make matters worse, there has also been no discernable “sleep times” either. We have been sleeping on and off at odd hours for days. When Ap0k goes back to work on Tuesday I will be at a total loss schedule-wise, and you know I am a stickler for a schedule.
