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The life of a porn addicted housewife.

Saturday, April 23, 2005

A Recipe For SUCKsess 

Have you ever wondered how they get cum to stick to girl’s faces and bodies during photo shoots? Where Do they get it all?

It’s fake cum of course!
Now the question is, do you know how to MAKE fake cum?
Well of course I wouldn’t have brought this up if I didn’t have the recipe.

Cum Recipe:

- sweetened condensed milk
- egg white
- sugar (optional, see below)

PLEASE NOTE: Sugar in vaginas lends to
instant yeast infections, and it could
cause problems if inserted into the anus.
Some have found that diluted plain yogurt,
with a pH balance that more closely
resembles that of the body, is less
irritating. As always, use caution with
these and any other cum recipes, and
discontinue use if any irritation should occur.

If you want to have that bubbly look just swish a tiny bit of toothpaste around in your mouth for a second, then let it dribble.

There, and you thought reading this was going to be a waste of your time!

(thanks to phuk for this particular recipe)
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