The life of a porn addicted housewife.
Thursday, April 28, 2005
Explain To Me This:
There are a few things I have been wondering about. Maybe some of you can help me understand them.
Be aware there is neither rhyme nor reason to these questions!
1. Why do people care whether others are straight, gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, or asexual? How does it affect me if my neighbor is gay? What would make a gay person less of an effective politician? Why would a lesbian not make a good teacher? I can’t see what other people’s sexual preferences have to do with anything at all. One thing that really bugs me is those who say gay men should not be allowed to adopt children. With all of the crappy parents running around, and all of the children who need adopting, why would you deny a child parents who would love and take care of them just because they are gay?
2. Why does Winn-Dixie insist on putting the fudge in between the bread and the register? Everyone buys bread! There is no way to get bread without passing the fudge. It is a plot to make me fat!
3. Why do people continue to write computer viruses (virii??), trojans, and worms? To a point I can understand if the trojan transmits bank info etc., but what is the point of a virus that destroys people’s files? You don’t get to SEE it happen. You don’t even KNOW for sure if it did happen. What enjoyment do these people get out of destroying others computers? Would these same people put sugar in the gas tank of a stranger’s car? Would these same people sneak into a stranger’s house to take a knife and shred their clothes? In the end it is the same thing isn’t it?
4. Why are there so many people against the death penalty? If a person admits to a heinous crime why should we spare their lives? If a pedophile rapes and murders a child, who in their right mind would want to keep that person alive? If there is no doubt that a person is guilty of murdering another in cold blood, what good is that person to society? Please don’t give me the crap about rehabilitation either. Some people don’t even deserve the chance to be rehabilitated. And in the case of sexual predators, I don’t believe they CAN be rehabilitated fully.
5. Why is Scott Savol still on American Idol? I like the guy, but come on! Nadia and Jessica were much better than he is.
On a different note entirely, here are a few groaner type jokes that OnlyMe sent me. I thought were funny:
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
I told you they were groaners!
Ap0k's next surgery is scheduled for the 25th of next month. His right shoulder is almost totally healed. I can't wait for the next surgery and healing time to be over. He wants to go back to lifting sooooooo bad!
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Be aware there is neither rhyme nor reason to these questions!
1. Why do people care whether others are straight, gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, or asexual? How does it affect me if my neighbor is gay? What would make a gay person less of an effective politician? Why would a lesbian not make a good teacher? I can’t see what other people’s sexual preferences have to do with anything at all. One thing that really bugs me is those who say gay men should not be allowed to adopt children. With all of the crappy parents running around, and all of the children who need adopting, why would you deny a child parents who would love and take care of them just because they are gay?
2. Why does Winn-Dixie insist on putting the fudge in between the bread and the register? Everyone buys bread! There is no way to get bread without passing the fudge. It is a plot to make me fat!
3. Why do people continue to write computer viruses (virii??), trojans, and worms? To a point I can understand if the trojan transmits bank info etc., but what is the point of a virus that destroys people’s files? You don’t get to SEE it happen. You don’t even KNOW for sure if it did happen. What enjoyment do these people get out of destroying others computers? Would these same people put sugar in the gas tank of a stranger’s car? Would these same people sneak into a stranger’s house to take a knife and shred their clothes? In the end it is the same thing isn’t it?
4. Why are there so many people against the death penalty? If a person admits to a heinous crime why should we spare their lives? If a pedophile rapes and murders a child, who in their right mind would want to keep that person alive? If there is no doubt that a person is guilty of murdering another in cold blood, what good is that person to society? Please don’t give me the crap about rehabilitation either. Some people don’t even deserve the chance to be rehabilitated. And in the case of sexual predators, I don’t believe they CAN be rehabilitated fully.
5. Why is Scott Savol still on American Idol? I like the guy, but come on! Nadia and Jessica were much better than he is.
On a different note entirely, here are a few groaner type jokes that OnlyMe sent me. I thought were funny:
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
I told you they were groaners!
Ap0k's next surgery is scheduled for the 25th of next month. His right shoulder is almost totally healed. I can't wait for the next surgery and healing time to be over. He wants to go back to lifting sooooooo bad!
