The life of a porn addicted housewife.
Friday, February 25, 2005
Porn 101
Tonight we are going to talk about porn.
Edited to add information from anonymous
Edited again to add information from neenles
Several people have joined some of my forums from links I have posted here.
For those newbies we are going to discuss the various types of porn that
you can find and the abbreviations and their meanings.
Abbreviations.
The abbreviations in porn forums can sometimes be confusing. Here is a quick
list of what you may encounter:
*m/f = simple male-female
*mmf or ffm = this is either male-male-female, or female-female-male. The more M's or F's obviously mean more males or females in the movie.
*HJ = Simple handjob.
*BJ = Simple blowjob.
*DBJ = Double Blowjob. One girl giving two guys blowjobs at the same time. Or less typically "dueling" blowjobs where two girls each give a different guy a blowjob at the same time.
*DT = Deep Throat. (*gag*)
*DP = Double penetration. This involves a girl having both anal and vaginal sex with two men at the same time. It can also involve two penis's in the vagina or anus at the same time. (ouch!)
*TP = Triple penetration. See above. (triple ouch!) You will never see any of the main actresses do this.
*FemDom = Female Domination. Girls dominating guys. One of my favorites!
*GWG = Girls With Glasses. Duh! Girls with glasses on. Sometimes ends with a cumshot directly ON the glasses.
*GGG = German Goo Girls. German bukkake (see below.)
*BOB = Blacks on Blondes. Black guys and blonde white women. Not to be confused with "Bend Over Boys" girl on guy strap-ons. It pays to read the text of a post!
*GB = Gang Bang. This is where one or two girls has sex with multiple males at once. Typically six guys to one girl.
*A2M = Ass To Mouth. Pretty self explanitory.
*POV = Point Of View. This is when the camera angles make it appear as YOU are on the receiving end of everything. The girls look directly into the camera alot.
*Inter = Typically this means Interacial. Usually a black guy and white girl, less often a white guy and black girl.
*Bi-sex = Bisexual in nature. This almost always involves one girl and two guys. Keep in mind that the guys are involved with each other in this type! Homophobes stay away!
*TV/TS = Transvestite and Transexual.
*HC = Hardcore
*SC = Softcore, nothing down and dirty here!
*RP = Repost. This is a repost of a movie that was previously posted.
*HP = Hidden Pee. Voyuer cams of bathrooms.
BBW = BBW are movies feaaturing Big Beautiful Woman. Women who are not of the stick figure variety (like me!)
Now we will discuss the various TYPES of movies you can find:
(not for the faint of heart!)
*Anal = well this one speaks for it's self.
*Gaper = This is an anal movie were the girls anus is stretched open. Probably my least favorite of all types. Sometimes this can be disturbingly yucky.
*Creampie = This involves an internal cumshot. Then the girl stands or kneals and forces the cum out of her vagina for all to see.
*Snowball = This is when a girl takes a cumshot in her mouth and then lets it drip out into another girls (or guys) mouth.
*Teenies = These are girls who APPEAR to be underaged but are NOT. After the Traci Lords fiasco the adult film industry keeps strict records of all girls ages and are "supposedly" checked on a regular basis. This type of movie is generally preferred by older men (pervs!)
*Watersports = This type of movie involves people peeing on themselves, each other, or on things.Not for the faint hearted!
*Squirting = While some people say that some women can ejacualte, most people believe this is nothing but pee. Again, not for the faint hearted.
*Hentai/Manga = These are mistakingly called Anime by many people. Anime videos do not contain porn. Manga is more erotic and Hentai is just plain sex. All animated in the Japanese style.
*Gonzo = These are all-out sex scenes usually filmed on the fly. No story, just sex.
*Strap-On = Beware when downloading these! Make sure you read the text! This can involve a girl using a strap on dildo on either another girl, or on a guy.
*Shaving = These movies are just watching a girl shave. Her legs, her vagina, I've even seen one where a girl shaved her arms. This is definetly a "niche fetish."
*Ballooning = Another "niche fetish." Girls blowing up balloons. Rolling on balloons. Popping balloons. Hmmmmm????
*Wet-And-Messy = Not what you think! These are girls (and sometimes guys) who get covered in mud, food, shampoo, etc. Hardly any real, if any, sex is involved. Sometimes the food ones are pretty funny!
*Bukkake = This is one girl getting many facials from many guys at once. Very messy. Usually Asian woman, but sometimes other nationalities (see GGG above).
*Lactation = Lactating woman squirting milk on various people and/or things.
*Spanking = Pretty obvious what this is!
*Bondage = For those who like to be or like to see people get tied up.
*Fluffer = What's a Fluffer? Well, in between movie takes a guy has got to maintain his erection, right. Hence the services of a "Fluffer!"
This should give you a good start on your movie hunt.
I have intentionally left some categories out because they are icky to most people (and sometimes illegal.)
I am sure I have left out some basics too, but hey, it's 3 in the morning, what do you expect?
If you have any questions about anything I have written or anything I have left out, please feel free to contact me. I will answer you in the best way that can.
You can either leave me a message here, leave me an IM at any of my forums, or simple click the ^AGFH^ button over there on the left<<<< and mail me.
I will get back to you as soon as I see it.
Porn can be a great thing.....in moderation.
Have Fun!
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Edited to add information from anonymous
Edited again to add information from neenles
Several people have joined some of my forums from links I have posted here.
For those newbies we are going to discuss the various types of porn that
you can find and the abbreviations and their meanings.
Abbreviations.
The abbreviations in porn forums can sometimes be confusing. Here is a quick
list of what you may encounter:
*m/f = simple male-female
*mmf or ffm = this is either male-male-female, or female-female-male. The more M's or F's obviously mean more males or females in the movie.
*HJ = Simple handjob.
*BJ = Simple blowjob.
*DBJ = Double Blowjob. One girl giving two guys blowjobs at the same time. Or less typically "dueling" blowjobs where two girls each give a different guy a blowjob at the same time.
*DT = Deep Throat. (*gag*)
*DP = Double penetration. This involves a girl having both anal and vaginal sex with two men at the same time. It can also involve two penis's in the vagina or anus at the same time. (ouch!)
*TP = Triple penetration. See above. (triple ouch!) You will never see any of the main actresses do this.
*FemDom = Female Domination. Girls dominating guys. One of my favorites!
*GWG = Girls With Glasses. Duh! Girls with glasses on. Sometimes ends with a cumshot directly ON the glasses.
*GGG = German Goo Girls. German bukkake (see below.)
*BOB = Blacks on Blondes. Black guys and blonde white women. Not to be confused with "Bend Over Boys" girl on guy strap-ons. It pays to read the text of a post!
*GB = Gang Bang. This is where one or two girls has sex with multiple males at once. Typically six guys to one girl.
*A2M = Ass To Mouth. Pretty self explanitory.
*POV = Point Of View. This is when the camera angles make it appear as YOU are on the receiving end of everything. The girls look directly into the camera alot.
*Inter = Typically this means Interacial. Usually a black guy and white girl, less often a white guy and black girl.
*Bi-sex = Bisexual in nature. This almost always involves one girl and two guys. Keep in mind that the guys are involved with each other in this type! Homophobes stay away!
*TV/TS = Transvestite and Transexual.
*HC = Hardcore
*SC = Softcore, nothing down and dirty here!
*RP = Repost. This is a repost of a movie that was previously posted.
*HP = Hidden Pee. Voyuer cams of bathrooms.
BBW = BBW are movies feaaturing Big Beautiful Woman. Women who are not of the stick figure variety (like me!)
Now we will discuss the various TYPES of movies you can find:
(not for the faint of heart!)
*Anal = well this one speaks for it's self.
*Gaper = This is an anal movie were the girls anus is stretched open. Probably my least favorite of all types. Sometimes this can be disturbingly yucky.
*Creampie = This involves an internal cumshot. Then the girl stands or kneals and forces the cum out of her vagina for all to see.
*Snowball = This is when a girl takes a cumshot in her mouth and then lets it drip out into another girls (or guys) mouth.
*Teenies = These are girls who APPEAR to be underaged but are NOT. After the Traci Lords fiasco the adult film industry keeps strict records of all girls ages and are "supposedly" checked on a regular basis. This type of movie is generally preferred by older men (pervs!)
*Watersports = This type of movie involves people peeing on themselves, each other, or on things.Not for the faint hearted!
*Squirting = While some people say that some women can ejacualte, most people believe this is nothing but pee. Again, not for the faint hearted.
*Hentai/Manga = These are mistakingly called Anime by many people. Anime videos do not contain porn. Manga is more erotic and Hentai is just plain sex. All animated in the Japanese style.
*Gonzo = These are all-out sex scenes usually filmed on the fly. No story, just sex.
*Strap-On = Beware when downloading these! Make sure you read the text! This can involve a girl using a strap on dildo on either another girl, or on a guy.
*Shaving = These movies are just watching a girl shave. Her legs, her vagina, I've even seen one where a girl shaved her arms. This is definetly a "niche fetish."
*Ballooning = Another "niche fetish." Girls blowing up balloons. Rolling on balloons. Popping balloons. Hmmmmm????
*Wet-And-Messy = Not what you think! These are girls (and sometimes guys) who get covered in mud, food, shampoo, etc. Hardly any real, if any, sex is involved. Sometimes the food ones are pretty funny!
*Bukkake = This is one girl getting many facials from many guys at once. Very messy. Usually Asian woman, but sometimes other nationalities (see GGG above).
*Lactation = Lactating woman squirting milk on various people and/or things.
*Spanking = Pretty obvious what this is!
*Bondage = For those who like to be or like to see people get tied up.
*Fluffer = What's a Fluffer? Well, in between movie takes a guy has got to maintain his erection, right. Hence the services of a "Fluffer!"
This should give you a good start on your movie hunt.
I have intentionally left some categories out because they are icky to most people (and sometimes illegal.)
I am sure I have left out some basics too, but hey, it's 3 in the morning, what do you expect?
If you have any questions about anything I have written or anything I have left out, please feel free to contact me. I will answer you in the best way that can.
You can either leave me a message here, leave me an IM at any of my forums, or simple click the ^AGFH^ button over there on the left<<<< and mail me.
I will get back to you as soon as I see it.
Porn can be a great thing.....in moderation.
Have Fun!
