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The life of a porn addicted housewife.

Saturday, June 04, 2005

A Open Letter To The Porn Industry 

I have a message to send to the multitudes of porn producers and actors.

WAKE UP!!!!

This is 2005, not 1985. Don’t you realize how many women watch porn these days?

We girls are tired of looking at the same old guys who are stuck in the 80’s. We want some quality men in our porn! The days of hair bands are long gone. Don’t you realize how stupid you look with your long hair all up in a pony tail? Get it cut! And what’s with the 80’s gigolo look (Herschel Savage)? All that does is make me laugh.

We also want some younger men. It’s all well and good that you put 19 year old girls with 40 year old men, but why can’t you go the other way too? Yes, you are getting a bit better at the MILF videos, but even those are usually with older men. We want some hot 19 year old guys! We are tired of seeing guys who are old enough to be our parents. I am almost 40 and Randy West is the same age as my mother and has been a porn actor since the 70’s! Randy, take a cue from some of the other guys. Give it up and just direct.

The quality of the men in porn in general is low. Half of them look gay and the other half needs some kind of maintenance. Gay guys are fine, but when I want to see gay guys in porn I will watch a gay video (which I do tend to watch quite frequently I might add.) When I watch straight porn I want to see a straight looking guy! Take Peter North for example. Dude, we know you are gay! I have the video so you can’t lie to me! I saw you all bent over that desk getting it from the rear. It was a nice video yes, but you aren’t fooling me with the so-called straight stuff.

Every day I see more and more new girls in porn, yet the guys tend to be the same ones over and over again. That gets pretty boring. Tom Byron has been in 2068 movies (movies, not just scenes.) I think that’s enough now! It’s time to move on.

Also, I have to say that some of these actors are totally out of shape and butt ass ugly! Nothing turns me off more than to see some flabby old dude trying to act the stud. Ron Jeremy, I love you to death as a person, but would I have sex with you? I really doubt it!

Don’t even get me started on Max Hardcore! I can get past the violence in your movies because I understand it a fantasy based business, but damn man, can’t you just go away? There is absolutely nothing even remotely sexually attractive about you! You remind me of some drunken old redneck guy you’d find in a country bar on any week night.

Sean Michaels and Marc Davis have always been two of my favorite porn actors, but with almost 2200 movies between the two of them, even they are starting to wear thin on me.

What is one of the most used drugs in the porn industry today? Cocaine? Nope. It’s Viagra! If that doesn’t tell you something is wrong then nothing will.

Bring on the young good lookin’ guys!!!!!!

Don't forget that women have money too, and we would probably spend more if you would put higher quality men in your products.
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